Ole the Norwegian Wrestler
Ole the Norwegian WrestlerA Russian wrestler and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and...
View ArticleSocial Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and...
View ArticleAn Astronaut's Worst Nightmare
Something to think about before joining the space program:
View ArticlePassing of the Pillsbury Doughboy
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the advertising and entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in...
View ArticleFable of the Porcupine
Fable of the PorcupineIt was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and...
View ArticleDid I Read That Sign Right?
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTIn a London department...
View ArticleActual Complaints Received by Thomas Cook Vacations
I just HAD to share this:THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience...
View Article30 actual sentences found in patient hospital charts
30 Actual Sentences Found In Patients Hospital Charts.
View ArticleMisheard Lyrics
Over Christmas I was talking to my brother and we got on the subject of lyrics of songs. He surprised me by stating that when he first heard "In Your Wildest Dreams" he thought the words were "In your...
View ArticleMichael Davis Performance--a juggler with an amazing sense of humor!
This video has been floating around for awhile now, but my sister sent me the link this morning and I watched it again--I'd forgotten how funny this guy is. He's performing at the Ford Theatre for Mr....
View ArticleInner Peace
INNER PEACE If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat...
View ArticleChurch Bulletins
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:The Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals.Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items...
View ArticleWhen I was 16, it Took Me Two Weeks to Figure Out Who Sang Nights in White...
Putting this into "Humor" because it literally had me laughing out loud. Hope no one is offended by an occasional "bad word."When I was 16, it Took Me Two Weeks to Figure Out Who Sang Nights in White...
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